Mike was born in the jungles of Mishawaka, Indiana but moved to Tennessee at a young age, where he was raised by wolves in a log cabin with dirt floors. He began wearing shoes at the age of 37 when he was rescued by a beautiful young girl from Tulsa. His love of printing is surpassed only by his passion for cooking and playing the French horn under a sweet gum tree at midnight. When he is not playing his horn he works on market wide printing promotions in the quick service food industry.